I came across with these lines in a forum and I can really say that forums were great source of nice things to be read. Hope anybody could relate on this one.

* They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it’s true. As soon as a man got a wife, man lost balance at the bank.

* Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed.

* Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

* Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. U r my headache, one day I’ll kill u.

* Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

* Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

* Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

* Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

1.

When a girl says she’s sad, but she isn’t

crying, it means she’s crying in her heart.

2.

When she ignores you after you’ve done

something wrong, it’s best to give her some

time to cool down before touching her heart

with an apology.

3.

A girl can’t find anything to hate about the

guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for

her to ‘get over him’ after the relationship’ s

over.)

4.

If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on

her mind every minute of the day, even though

she flirts with other guys.

5.

When the guy she likes smiles and stares

deep into her eyes, she will melt.

6.

A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually

not sure how to react to them.

7.

When a particular guy flirts with a girl very

often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes

her. So if you treat a girl just as a friend, go

easy on the smiles and stare ok?

8.

If you don’t like a girl who likes you, break

it to her gently.

9.

If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject

her, leave her alone for a while. If you still

treat her as a friend, talk to her.

10.

Girls enjoy talking about what they feel.

Music, poetry, drawings and writing are ways of

expressing themselves (which explains why

most girls like writing journals).

11.

Never tell a girl that she is useless in

anyway.

12.

Being too serious can turn a girl off.

13.

When the guy she likes calls her for the

first time, the girl may act uninterested during

the call. But as soon as the phone is back on

the hook, she will whoop with joy and

immediately start telephoning her friends to

spread the news.

14.

A smile means a lot to a girl.

15.

If you like a girl, try making friends with her

first. Let her get to know you.

16.

If a girl says she can’t go out with you

because she has to study, leave.

17.

But if she still calls you or expect a call from

you, stay.

18.

Don’t try to guess a girl’s feelings. Ask her.

19.

Hearing the words “I love you” is a great

reassurance to a girl that she is beautiful.

20.

After a girl falls in love with a guy, she’ll

wonder why she never noticed him before.

21.

If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl,

read romance stories.

22.

When class pictures come out, a girl would

first check who is standing next to her crush

before actually looking at herself.

23.

A girl’s ex-crush will always be in her

memory, but the guy she loves now stays in

her heart.

24.

Girls love having fun!

25.

A simple ‘Hi’ can brighten a girl’s day.

26.

A girl’s best friends usually know best what

she is feeling and going through.

27.

Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to

them just to get close to their ‘prettier’ friend.

28.

Love means devotion, caring and

happiness

to a girl, in that order.

29.

Some girls care about looks, some care

about brains, but ALL girls want a guy who will

love and care for them.

30.

Girls want nothing more than to feel loved.

WHY GOD MADE MUMS

Answers given by year 2 school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?

1. She’s the only one who knows where the sticky tape is.

2. Mostly to clean the house.

3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.

3. God made my Mum just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts

What ingredients are mothers made of ?

1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.

2. They had to get their start from men’s bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other Mum?

1. We’re related.

2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people’s Mums like me.

What kind of little girl was your Mum?

1. My Mum has always been my Mum and none of that other stuff.

2. I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.

3. They say she used to be nice.

What did Mum need to know about Dad before she married him?

1. His last name.

2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?

3. Does he make at least £5000 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your Mum marry your Dad?

1. My Dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mum eats a lot.

2. She got too old to do anything else with him.

3. My Grandma says that Mum didn’t have her thinking cap on.

Who’s the boss at your house?

1. Mum doesn’t want to be boss, but she has to because Dad’s such an idiot.

2. Mum. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.

3. I guess Mum is, but only because she has a lot more to do than Dad.

What’s the difference between Mums & Dads?

1. Mums work at work and work at home and Dads just go to work at work.

2. Mums know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

3. Dads are taller & stronger, but Mums have all the real power ’cause that’s who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend’s.

4. Mums have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your Mum do in her spare time?

1. Mothers don’t have spare time.

2. To hear her talk, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your Mum perfect?

1. On the inside she’s already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.

2. You know, her hair. I’d die it, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your Mum, what would it be?

1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I’d get rid of that.

2. I’d make my Mum smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.

3. I would like her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

Here’s another interesting things about him:

Birthday: May 13, 1986 , London England UK

Real name: Robert Thomas-Pattinson

Nickname: Rob

Height: 6’1″

Achievements:

• Rolling Stone Magazine’s Hottest Actor of 2008
• Top Hunk of 2008 ( Entertainment Tonight)
• Top Movie Heart Throb of 2008 (Yahoo)
• LA Times Breakout Stars of 2008
• Forbes Breakout Stars of 2008
• Magazine’s Most Attractive Man Award of 2008

More of him and updates ! soon!

Ever wondering why Robert always has this long hair? Maybe that’s what people want  him to look like and made all the girls scream. Those messy and wild hairstyle made him more awesome right? But, haven’t you notice the photo, there? He has this clean cut, and still he look good. Just got it from a  source, and have no idea either, when was that?. Was it before or was it after Twilight? If anybody knows, please do leave a comment and tell us please. As critiques address us fans as “Twilighters”, how do you like that name?

Passion or hobby, whatever you call things that you wanted to do, and that frustrates you every time you can’t do it, for me it goes well with the word Love. I can still remember when I was young, young at the age of 13 and up, I was really fascinated with superman logo. I don’t know why, maybe because of the design, or the colors, or maybe I was just dreaming of a brothers Love.

There are times in our life that we tend to seek  others the Love that we ought to have. And maybe the reason why I was madly and crazy in love of the logo is because I used this as an outlet to cover my siblings negligence of showing me the care and love that as the youngest expects to be experienced from them. That’s why until now, we are not that close with each other, especially with my brother. That was mainly the reason also, why I am still dreaming to have a male best friend and ever since i love hanging out with boy friends.

And I guess, being inclined to engage in a hobby or anything that could make us happy, is not bad. For, I’ve proven it myself. I am happy. Well, come to think of this line, is there something wrong with the way I handle my life?

I’ve tried searching and exploring other blogs post, I still can’t think of any topic. That is why I have tried addressing this blog with categories alike entertainment , beauty tips, fashion stuffs, famous celebrities and everything which I find beautiful.